Stelle from Honkai Star Rail
Stelle from Honkai Star Rail

30 Funny Stories From Honkai Star Rail

Some interesting life lessons and funny stories from Honkai Star Rail. This game has some amazing side stories and fun things lying about to pick up and read. If you’ve played this game and not skipped the dialog, a lot of unexpectedly funny things can happen.

1. Cyber Obscenity Syndrome

Symptoms of internet addiction include constant checking of social media, binge-watching videos, and endlessly browsing the web or playing video games for hours on end.

Cyber Obscenity Syndrome

2. My Wife, is a Ghost?

The Ghost Hunting Squad is busy this week. We look into reports of a ghostly wife and a mischievous spirit on the loose, and we track down more paranormal myths!

The situation is more complicated than we thought. How are we supposed to tell Mr. Wenyuan that his long lost wife is actually a heliobus Ruoxi?

A Foxian Tale of the Haunted, Adventure Mission

Wenyuan breaks down when confronted and admits he knew all along that the person wasn’t his wife but didn’t say anything. He just wanted to see her one more time.

At the end we didn’t capture Heliobus, but let her go with the promise that she wouldn’t get in trouble again. They went to their date.

A Foxian Tale of the Haunted event
A Foxian Tale of the Haunted

3. Deja Vu – Welt & Otto Apocalypse

A French term that means “already seen”.

Have you ever felt like you’ve been in the same situation before, despite the fact that it’s impossible? It is also possible to seem as if you are reliving something that has already happened.

Many studies were done to uncover the mystery of the Deja Vu effect, many of them paranormal in nature. Past lives and Psychic abilities!!!

Welt had a dream of Otto Apocalypse!

Welt remembers Otto Apocalypse!

4. Make Geography Great Again!

Geography is hard…. like rocks… hee-hee.

In Qlipoth Fort there is a globe, The Armillary Sphere.

It has an interesting phrase you might want to check out.

The Armillary Sphere

5. Speaking to a Cult member: The Disciples of Sanctus Medicus

What It’s Like to Be in a Cult?

An NPC from Honkai Star Rail is a member of a cult. The Disciples of Sanctus Medicus, a major antagonistic faction.

This Cult wants to bathe in the glory of the Goddess of Abundance.

They make their ‘elixirs of life’ and turn into immortal monsters.

The Disciples of Sanctus Medicus

6. Hook, Clean Your Room!

Pitch-Dark Hook the Great, visits us on the Astral Express.

Whenever she causes trouble, Natasha makes Hook clean the clinic as a punishment.

Hook is soo cute!

7. Secret Toilet Mission

Space Station Ghost Stories: Vanished Toilet. It’s a quest on the Herta Space Station’s Supply Zone. First, you’ll come across a seemingly normal situation – a toilet that’s gone! But underneath that lies something more sinister.

What’s the secret?

In the Supply Zone, there’s a toilet that’s a teleporter. When you interact with it, you’ll be given a humorous dialogue option to “flush twice to be nice.” Doing that gets you zapped to another location on the Astral Express train station.

Space Station Ghost Stories: Vanished Toilet

8. Lazy Cycranes!

In the Aurum Alley Event Missions, we come across CYCRANES who are taking a break, but one of them was actually slacking off and avoiding work!

We have to introduce him to Qingque.

Lazy Cycranes

9. Need a ‘Release’?

In the Aurum Alley Event Missions, we come across a man who likes to “Release”. He releases daily in order to maintain his virtue, just like his mother taught him.

I’m sure she’s very proud of her son.

Mom???

10. FAKE Reviews!

In the Aurum Alley Event Missions, we come across ‘Short Auntie’ who has a concern about our suggestion of using BOTS to increase engagement on social media. We definitely are Cringe…

FAKE Reviews

11. GHOSTS on the HERTA SPACE STATION!

ADLER’S Ghost Stories: During our daily missions we sometimes meet with Adler, a young scientist who researches exotic lifeforms like the Wubbaboo.

The Wubbaboo, are mischievous Astral Spirits that possess individuals and commit pranks for fun. Although they do not pose a threat to humans and are not deadly, they can cause trouble if left unattended.

ADLER’S Ghost Stories

12. Movie references in Honkai Star Rail: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

There is an event featuring Silver Wolf. In it, is a reference to the classic movie, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy – Answer To The Ultimate Question.

Movie references in Honkai Star Rail

13. The Secret Ending In Honkai Star Rail | Alternate Ending | Bad Ending

Honkai Star Rail Alternate Secret Ending. It took me an hour to figure out how to get the secret ending in honkai star rail. All the steps are shown here in this guide.

Hopefully, I got it all down. Remember, you can only do this ONCE. Talk to ASTA, HIMEKO, HERTA.

The Secret Ending In Honkai Star Rail

14. Demon in the Closet of the Goethe Hotel!

There’s a demon in the closet!

You have to hide in the closet of the Goethe Hotel and scare the room service to get a Praise of High Morals.

BOOOO! The trash racoon strikes again!

Demon in the Closet of the Goethe Hotel!

More funny stories from honkai star rail coming soon…

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